Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m all in favour of crazy ass GOTH chicks. I’ve had some very pleasurable minutes spent in their company. If you’re one of those people who like it a bit freaky, then I heartily recommend you trying one out. But there are a couple of provisos.
1) Avoid crazy ass fat GOTH chicks. I made that mistake once, many years ago, and still wake up screaming every few months.
b) Don’t let crazy ass GOTH chicks sing. It’s just wrong. The make believe pretendy crazy ass GOTH chicks are fine. The Evanescencescesces of this world are bearable. They’re not real crazy ass GOTH chicks, just chubsters who want to be pop stars. And as such, they are likely to put out more often than not. Low self esteem, cheaper than rohypnol and just as effective.
But the real nutters are beyond the pale. Well, not actually beyond the pale, they’re extremely pale. That’s one of the ways you can tell they’re GOTHs. But what comes out of their mouths is something you will regret hearing for the rest of your days.
So it with no little pleasure that I present to you in groundbreaking video format, the Queen of crazy ass GOTH chicks, Diamanda Galas.
Mere words cannot describe the sheer frightfulness of La Galas in full flight. It’s nearly as bad as when her brother William broke down in tears after playing football for Arsenal last week. Shocking.
Come back in a few days when I shall be ruminating over Her Majestys Great British Eurovision entry, which will be decided this very night. And it’s guaranteed GOTH free!
You can also STEAL the video HERE!
4 responses so far ↓
Napoleon Cockaparte // March 3, 2008 at 11:49 am |
What’s happened to the woman’s nipples? Those could be award-winning knockers if she had nipples. Is that some sort of crazy-ass Goth chick thing? Having no nipples, like? Eh?
Mr H // March 3, 2008 at 1:16 pm |
No nipples are the least of your worries when it comes to Crazy Ass GOTH Chicks.. They invariably have two sets of genitalia, one of each gender, and a tendency to burst into FLAMES when provoked.
So, if you happen to have made the mistake of having THE SEX with one of them, you may end up getting the sharp end of the stick as well as third degree BURNS in hard to explain places.
So, kids, just say no to doing THE SEX with
Crazy Ass GOTH Chicks.
Gilbert Wham // March 4, 2008 at 12:51 am |
Fuck me, that’s awful. It’s like some dreadful MOR version of Peaches. I like PROPER crazy-ass goth chicks, like in the eighties though. Skinny ones that looked Like Siouxsie Sioux.
Mr H // March 4, 2008 at 2:59 pm |
I’m afraid the lesser spotted skinny GOTH was virtually wiped out in the Great GOTH fire of 1987, when the yokels in Dumfries broke loose from their cages, armed with a box of pencils and a crate of lighter fuel.But especially for you;