Well, the dirty BOLSHEVIK bastards went and done for me. Gits. It’s not enough that they have all the oil, gas, diamonds and cabbages in the world. Now they want the music as well. Well, no, dammit! You may have stolen EUROVISION, but enuff z’nuff.
They may be good at many things – sending unarmed soldiers off to fight the Dastardly Huns, genocide, getting drunk, human trafficking, mail order brides – but they have one addiction they need us to sate. The METAL!
Oh, yes. Don’t forget, this is a country where Uriah Heep and the Scorpions are still megastars. And we invented the METAL. I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before the fetid Pa Broon and his Nu-Labour bodysnatchers try and sell it off to the highest bidder, but for now, the METAL is still ours! Take that Uncle Joe!
So, just to prove that we remain so much better than the Dirty BOLSHEVIK bastards, here’s Part 2 of the Niwobilheim Revisisted. Yes, more New Wave Of British Heavy METAL. Note, BRITISH Heavy METAL.
Swoon and stream, Diamond Head!, Savage! and the late, unlamented Blitzkrieg! Yes, Blitzkrieg. It may be a Dastardly Hun word, but when it comes to the METAL, Britain remains GREAT.
You can also steal the Blitzkrieg track here. Then go buy some Diamond Head, Savage and Blitzkrieg. Make some old, poor METALheads thruppence happier.
And for your viewing pleasure, an ancient and creaky promo video for the Greatest NWOBHM riff of them all, “Am I Evil”!
8 responses so far ↓
John Q Wagonwheel // May 25, 2008 at 12:21 pm |
That’s right, you were drubbed up and buggered to bits by the bolshies. But that’s no reason spread such filth all over the place. Those attempts at METALising classical stuff in METAL songs are always cringingly funny, because they always stupidly pick out the obvious lines and leave out the harmonies and progressions what make it actually effective. Which is why that intro is very very boring. Holst must be turning in his grave.
They’re bleedin’ Spinal Tap.
Mr H // May 25, 2008 at 1:13 pm |
Out! You’re BARRED! You’re not fit to kiss the soiled flares of Diamond Head. And anyway, what is wrong with the New Wave of BRITISH Heavy METAL ripping off a dead BRITISH bloke? At least they never got sucked into the Common Plagiarism Policy, courtesy of the evil EURO Empire and their thruppence a note subsidy. Bastards.
John Q Wagonwheel // May 25, 2008 at 1:21 pm |
Nothing wrong with them ripping him off (even though he was a bit German), I only wish they’d ripped it off well.
Thumper Plowman // May 25, 2008 at 4:15 pm |
Mr H I tried commenting previously on this but like an eejit I put a link in it to my new blog so Mr WordPress probably thought I was putting a link to some place where you can buy Cockzilla miracle growth pills for 10 bucks and put me in the spam queue.
Anyway, basically I was saying that you had been warned about spunking your money away on a contest which is marginally less fixed than Italian football and the wrestling.
However, if you want to get at least some revenge by gloating at the stupid names Italians give their Dog Food Brands then you can click on my name to go to the Blog (No Cockzilla, sorry).
John Q Wagonwheel // May 25, 2008 at 4:21 pm |
Consider yourself specially blogrolled. On mine.
Oswaldo // May 25, 2008 at 7:55 pm |
Were all stuffed, I am sure this was for told in the prophecies of Nostradamus and his window licking cousin, Bob. China and Russia, ruling us with a length of bamboo and the thought of no warmth in the winter, its the bloody start I tell ya, thats what we get for watching the wrong ball, bloody Germans!
Gilbert Wham // May 31, 2008 at 9:56 am |
About these pills…
Mr H // May 31, 2008 at 12:21 pm |
I assure you, they don’t work.