International Tom Jones Week Part 3

Welcome to Part 3 of International Tom Jones Week, the one week of the year when the wobbly Welsh warbler receives his proper due as the Greatest Singer Of The 20th Century And Beyond.

The Great Man is, of course, a Master of all forms of music and, in addition to his many other titles, is also the “King Of Rock’n'Roll”.

Elvis Presley – fat balladeer
Jerry Lee Lewis – mad speedofile, and
Little Richard – mad transvestite,

only Thomas the Jones is the true “King Of Rock’n'Roll”.

feel the power as he exudes his manliness at former jailbait Brooke Shields, requesting that she be his “Little Queenie“.

Now listen to well known toileteer Mister Chuck Berry as he labours away in the knowledge that he will never be as good as Thomas the Jones

Watch the Chuckster in action below;

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The Mr H Glee Club is off on tour

Yup, it’s that time of year, with pa-ternity tests pending, that the Mr H Glee Club heads off to take their country rockin’ sounds to the internet free / mobile dead zones of our beloved United States of America.

Local law enforcement permitting, we should be back around about the beginning of September, but don’t panic – the Mr H Trailer Park and 24/7, 365, All-Nite Pig Grill (closed Wednesdays) will be in the safe hands of Lil’ Lindy-Lou. Well, hand, ever since the mincer incident. So stop on by for all your dead meat needs (we rent trailers by the hour).

If you happy to be over here, looking for pleasure, me and the boys will be appearing in Bald Knob, Arkansas, Blue Ball, Delaware, French Lick, Indiana, Gay Head, Massachusetts, Square Butt, Montana, Humptulips, Washington, Pussy Creek, Ohio and Toadsuck Arkansas.

If you can’t make it here’s a rare, live recording of the Mr H Glee Club to keep you warm at night.