Ozzy Osbourne
Prince Of Darkness, my arse. For sure, I saw hom live loads of times, but I was the second most wasted person there after him, my enjoyment may have been enhanced to a point where a drunk going “woo” for an hour and a half seemed like a good idea. It wasn’t. Ozzy sucks.
Type O Negative
Piss taking goth metallers who only become briefly famous due to mainman Pete Steele getting his cock out for Playgirl magazine. Note: getting your cock out and letting people take pictures of it makes you a, um, cock. You cock.
60s Status Quo
Now the Quo may have become the Kings Ov Boogie in the seventies, but in their preening, peacock finery, they were absolutely lamentable. At least they learned error of ways, fired the ugliest one, and briefly ruled the world.
I Have An Idea
Let’s take that mentally ill fella who used to wail like a distressed gnu and get a bunch of open air cock wielders to back him on a cover of the paisley patterned sixties Quo. This is a thing that should not be.
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Don’t blame me. You were warned.
3 responses so far ↓
skullfuck1313 // December 9, 2008 at 7:19 pm |
Ozzy is just a fellow re-covering addict who has a difficult time staying clean it’s not always easy to stay clean and he’s got mental health issues as well as myself (NOT EVERYDAY IS A BOWL OF FUCKEN CHERRIES)-LATER RED!
skullfuck1313 // December 9, 2008 at 7:19 pm |
Ozzy is just a fellow recovering addict who has a difficult time staying clean it’s not always easy to stay clean and he’s got mental health issues as well as myself (NOT EVERYDAY IS A BOWL OF FUCKEN CHERRIES)-LATER RED!
Mr H // December 9, 2008 at 7:49 pm |
Doesn’t stop him being a giant jobby, though.