Welcome back to Girls Aloud week, where we’re we’ll be delving into the real truth behind the wildly successful girl group, the one unrevealed in their official ‘autobiography’ “A Thing Of Unspeakable Horror”.
This installment looks at Hermaphrodite Girls Aloud.
Hermaphrodite was born Samuel Harding, to parents Mike and Sarah in 1871, making Hermaphrodite old enough to be Nicola’s Mum. Dad Mike was a folk singer in the seventies best known for his hit “The Rochdale Cowboy”.
After an unpleasant time at school, where his gender confusion was not welcome, Samuel started dressing as a girl, working in promotions at such legendary venues as The Grand Central Leisure Park in Stockport and did a regular drag turn at the Whistling Jig and Puss and Boots pubs.
After saving enough money for a cut rate operation in Brazil, the newly born Hermaphrodite returned to the UK and entered FHM’s High Street Honeys in 2002, appearing in the first Top 100. However, her rise to fame in the pop world had already commenced on Pop Stars: The Divvies, and she withdrew her entry.
When her background was discovered Harding was offered a place in the boyband One True Voice, but the producers succumbed to popular pressure and kicked off the publics favourite (unless your name is Jamelia), Javine Hylton.
Todays treat is a live version of the classic ‘Biology‘.
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Top Of The Pops Biology video below;
4 responses so far ↓
Gilbert Wham // January 10, 2009 at 11:57 pm |
The leasthideous of the bunch IMO. You steeling yourself for the terrifying ginger one then? I’m not sure that that thing’s human. And I like ginger birds.
godshatmyipod // January 11, 2009 at 4:37 pm |
I win the sweep then. I picked you as “Most Likely To Like A Bird A Penis Pre-Attached”.
That £4.27 makes me rich beyond my wildest dreams.
Gilbert Wham // January 13, 2009 at 7:52 pm |
I think you fancy the Ginger Skexis, that’s what I think. Pervert.
godshatmyipod // January 13, 2009 at 8:17 pm |
Hmmm.
Who is the pervert? Me or the bloke who likes to have his sex both ways, simultaneously?
I think the hermaphrodite lover wins.
Your prize, a penis shaped bag of assorted fluids is in the post.