Death Disco 2009 – The Results Show

Well, you’ve waited long enough, so prepare yourself as I unveil, in order of appearance, the lineup for this years Death Disco.

And they were;

1. Krokus – Long Stick Goes Boom
2. April Wine – Weeping Widow
3. Sad Cafe – My Oh My
4. The Commodores vs. Lil’ Kim – Brick House
5. Trace Adkins – Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
6. Ted Nugent – Wang Dang Sweet Poontang
7. The Chi-Lites – Are You My Woman
8. Atomic Rooster – Stand By Me
9. Amon Amarth – Guardians Of Asgard
10. Tiamat – Brighter Than The Sun
11. Wet Willie – Baby Fat
12. Desmond Child – Love On A Rooftop
13. Motorhead – Hellraiser
14. Vinnie Vincent Invasion – Shoot U Full Of Love
15. Autograph – Turn Up The Radio
16. Angel – The Tower
17. The Meads Of Asphodel – Assault And Battery
18. Monster Magnet – Bummer
19. Hawkwind – Spirit Of The Age

And now, here are the same songs, in order of most downloads, the DD Charts.

1) Monster Magnet – Bummer
2) Ted Nugent – Wang Dang Sweet Poontang
3) Sad Cafe – My Oh My
4) Trace Adkins – Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
5) Tiamat – Brighter Than The Sun
6) Angel – The Tower
7) Krokus – Long Stick Goes Boom
=) Wet Willie – Baby Fat
9) Hawkwind – Spirit Of The Age
=) Vinnie Vincent Invasion – Shoot U Full Of Love
11) April Wine – Weeping Widow
= ) The Commodores vs. Lil’ Kim – Brick House
= ) Atomic Rooster – Stand By Me
14) Autograph – Turn Up The Radio
15) Motorhead – Hellraiser
16) The Meads Of Asphodel – Assault And Battery
17) Amon Amarth – Guardians Of Asgard
18) The Chi-Lites – Are You My Woman
19) Desmond Child – Love On A Rooftop

So what does this say about the readership here at GHMI? It says you’re a bunch of mucky beggars, and that I’m ashamed of you. Why? Because 2 of the top 3 had pictograms of nekkid ladies bits, and the third had the word poontang. Filthmongers, the lot of you. Should you wish an explanation of any of the clues, now that the bands and songs have been revealed, feel free to ask. But I might just call you an idiot, so it’s your call.

Thank you and goodnight.

Death Disco 2009 Part Fin

Welcome back to Mr H’s Death Disco 2009

If you’re confused about what this entails, then take a look back at Part 1 for guidance. Otherwise, prepare yourself for the next track listed down below.

As happens every year, the Mr H Death Disco finishes with the greatest song of all time, as performed by the joint greatest band of all time. Don’t bother arguing.

So without further ado, I present the final part of the 2009 Death Disco! Time to get your swoosh machines at the ready for some inter galactic rock and roll. Click to download. Or you can play them all as they arrive in the Death Box over on the right hand side of your screen.

And here’s your carefully selected pictogram clue for today.

Death Disco 2009 Part 18 – booty call

Death Disco 2009 Part 18

Welcome back to Mr H’s Death Disco 2009

If you’re confused about what this entails, then take a look back at Part 1 for guidance. Otherwise, prepare yourself for the next track listed down below.

Quite simply, the greatest band of the nineties, playing one of the best songs of the nineties, replete with the greatest opening line of all time, oh yeah, baby.

So without further ado, I present the latest part of the 2009 Death Disco! Time to get your lightbulb encrusted suit out of the wardrobe, hire some hoors to shake their bits aboot, drop some acid, and RAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Click to download. Or you can play them all as they arrive in the Death Box over on the right hand side of your screen.

And here’s your carefully selected pictogram clue for today.

The Spacerockdeathmetal Death Disco 2009 Part 17

Welcome back to Mr H’s Death Disco 2009

If you’re confused about what this entails, then take a look back at Part 1 for guidance. Otherwise, prepare yourself for the next track listed down below.

The problem with being restricted to 19 tracks, is the limit it places on genres. I mean, there’s not enough room for all the death metal and space rock I’d like to play. If only there was some way of combining the two? Why doesn’t someone just form a band that mixes up death metal and space rock. They could call it deathrockspacemetal or spacemetaldeathrock, or something similar. What do you mean? There is a deathmetalspacerock band! Ya beauty!

So without further ado, I present the latest part of the 2009 Death Disco! Time to get your battle armour, corpse paint and swooshes at the ready, and click to download. Or you can play them all as they arrive in the Death Box over on the right hand side of your screen.

And here’s your carefully selected pictogram clue for today.

The Pomptastic Death Disco 2009 Part 16

The Pomptastic Death Disco 2009 Part 16

Welcome back to Mr H’s Death Disco 2009

If you’re confused about what this entails, then take a look back at Part 1 for guidance. Otherwise, prepare yourself for the next track listed down below.

For once, todays installment isn’t my fault. For sure, it was going to be utterly pomptastic with a symphony orchestra accompanying Dennis De Young on a totally OTT version of the Styx classic ‘Lorelei’. But thanks to an interfering Scotch exile, I’ve changed my post death plans and headed in another, equally pomptastic direction.

So without further ado, I present the latest part of the 2009 Death Disco! Time to get your satin flares out, prepare to mount the jet propelled keyboard pack, and click to download. Or you can play them all as they arrive in the Death Box over on the right hand side of your screen.

And here’s your carefully selected pictogram clue for today.

Death Disco 2009 Part 15 – Melodica!

Welcome back to Mr H’s Death Disco 2009

If you’re confused about what this entails, then take a look back at Part 1 for guidance. Otherwise, prepare yourself for the next track listed down below.

I’m sticking to the eighties today, as it was probably the closest I ever came to being “up”. Twas a time of big choruses, melodic guitars and youth. My two favourite melodic rock tracks of all time are probably ‘Forever Young’ by Tyketto and this tune. I think I was 17 when I first heard this, and even now, the opening makes me forget my advanced state of decrepitude for a few milliseconds.

Oddly, this record sold gazillions of copies before the band disappeared forever, in classic leave a beautiful corpse fashion. And, yes, I do know about their other albums, but they don’t count.

So without further ado, I present the latest part of the 2009 Death Disco! Squeeze into your spandex here, and click to download. Or you can play them all as they arrive in the Death Box over on the right hand side of your screen.

This lot are so unrecognisable, I’ll just use their real picture here. Even they probably won’t recognise themselves.
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Glam Slam Death Disco 2009 Part 14

Glam Slam Death Disco 2009 Part 14

Welcome back to Mr H’s Death Disco 2009

If you’re confused about what this entails, then take a look back at Part 1 for guidance. Otherwise, prepare yourself for the next track listed down below.

Ah, the eighties. When men were men, and wore more makeup, hairspray and spandex than the women. To be fair, I avoided that look, which is probably for the best. Although we won’t mention the Great Perm Disaster of ‘88. In my defence I was going to see the MIGHTY KISS at a rock festival, but I should have known better, even through the haze of drink and drugs.

But when I wasn’t looking at shapely female asses, clad in spandex, I was listening to some mighty fine music. Although if you have pets, you may want to let them outside before pushing play.

So without further ado, I present the latest part of the 2009 Death Disco! Apply foundation here, and click to download. Or you can play them all as they arrive in the Death Box over on the right hand side of your screen.

You’ve already had one clue, but an additional pictogram representation somewhere below here.

Spandex

The Lords Day Death Disco 2009 Part 13

Welcome back to Mr H’s Death Disco 2009

If you’re confused about what this entails, then take a look back at Part 1 for guidance. Otherwise, prepare yourself for the next track listed down below.

As it’s the Lords Day, it seems only right and proper to feature the most famous Christmas baby. Ever. And it’s a band so unique that there seems little point in trying to conceal their identity, so I won’t even try. Which is why your photo clue is so easy. After all, within a few seconds of the song starting you’ll know exactly who they are.

And if you don’t, then you deserve to burn in the fiery pits of Hell for all eternity. Which is appropriate.

So without further ado, I present the latest part of the 2009 Death Disco! Apply umlaut here, and click to download. Or you can play them all as they arrive in the Death Box over on the right hand side of your screen.

Pictogram representation somewhere below here.

Wednesday Wimphem Death Disco 2009 Part 12

Welcome back to Mr H’s Death Disco 2009

If you’re confused about what this entails, then take a look back at Part 1 for guidance. Otherwise, prepare yourself for the next track listed down below.

Todays artiste fits beautifully into the Wednesday wimphem edition of Death Disco 2009, having served up thousands of slices of melodic mastery since way back in the eighties, selling literally a gazillion albums along the way, more than the Beatles and the Stones combined, and which would stretch from junction 12 at Newport Pagnell, all the way to Junction 16 on the M9 and back again, thirty two hundred times! S’mazing.

As before, a beautifully designed pictographical clue is down below somewhere to assist you in the identification of the delicate and fragrant artiste.

So without further ado, I present the latest part of the 2009 Death Disco! Apply perm here, and click to download. Or you can play them all as they arrive in the Death Box over on the right hand side of your screen.

Pictogram representation somewhere below here.

The Saturday Yee-Haux Death Disco 2009 Part 11

Welcome back to Mr H’s Death Disco 2009

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So I traded in four hogs and a free all you can eat pass to the Mr H Trailer Park and 24/7, 365, All-Nite Pig Grill and Tanning Saloon (closed Wednesdays). The Mr H Glee Club (pictured above) gave me a ride to the airport and after the first search like THAT since my Daddy thought I was stealing his baccy, it wasn’t long before I headed over to Scotchland to console the Widow McH.

Well dang and blast it if Mrs H (pictured below) hadn’t been on the telly phone and told Mrs McH all about my wicked fornikating plans. What a waste of four hogs. I’m gonna miss ole Squealer. Anyways, on the way back I had a stopover in N’Awlyns, and caught up with Mrs H’s cousing, Dripeaux Coques. Now he’s one of them there Cajun Injun fellas, and let me tell you, those boys have got some nasty, nasty habits. Some of which I may have caught, if the itching is anything to go by.

Fair enuff tho’, we had us a righteous time listening to some of the native music, even if it as a bit on the piccaninny side. Judge for yourself below. Now where’s my scratchin post?

As before, a beautifully designed pictographical clue is down below somewhere to assist you in the identification of the delicate and fragrant artiste.

So without further ado, I present the latest part of the 2009 Death Disco! Apply baby lotion here, and click to download. Or you can play them all as they arrive in the Death Box over on the right hand side of your screen.

Pictogram representation somewhere below here.