The HOTTEST Band In The World!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, my copy of Alive 35, live at Donington arrived today, so I’ve been reliving yet another magnificent night in the history of rock and roll, as the mighty KISS laid waste to the legions of the mundane.

Frankly, if you do not care for the mighty KISS, then you are satanspawn and / or FRENCH, and will be first up against the wall come the revolution. And not in a good way, mes Francais garlic sniffing surrender monkeys.

Here are the mighty KISS opening up with Deuce

And here are the slightly less mighty KISS sans makeup with I Love It Loud from 1988

And here’s a stunning version of Lick It Up, complete with Who tribute from this years Donington for you to steal!

To be honest, their studio stuff never kicked nearly enough ASS, so you can get by with a best of set.

For more on the current tour by the mighty KISS go here.

EUROVISION Update – Filthy FRENCH Capitulate

At last, at last! The filthy FRENCH have thrown their hands up in the air, exposing a rather revolting array of cheese covered pits, and admitted that we, HER MAJESTYS GREAT BRITISH PEOPLE were right all along.

Not since the war of wars – the great European conflict of 1793 – 1815, have the Filthy FRENCH been given such a complete and utter SPANKING. Unless you count that whole collaborating with the Nazis thing, but who am I to bring their craven behaviour up in a public forum.

Anyway, this years Filthy FRENCH yowling, masquerading as a song in the Greatest Competition On Earth – EUROVISION – is being performed by someone called Sebastien Tellier. So far, So Filthy FRENCH .

But it seems that the Gallic “electro pop star” will be performing his song ‘Divine”, complete with lyrics in, wait for it, English! Ha, I say, Ha!

Naturally, the unnaturally hirsute hordes of garlicmongers who pass themselves off as leaders of the Filthy FRENCH are up in arms. Again, enough already with the cheesy pits.

“When one has the honor of being selected to represent France, one sings in French,” said Alain Joyandet, the French government minister for cooperation and Francophony. And I didn’t make that title up.

“Be careful if you, the French, don’t defend the French language, for who will?” says Francois-Michel Gonnot of President Nicholas Sarkozy’s UMP party. Presumably, you would be expecting us to rescue you, AGAIN, Herr Gonnot.

“Up yours you Filthy FRENCH troglodytes” say the horny handed Sons of Albion, secure in the knowledge that, yet again, Filthy FRENCH capitulation is the order of the day.

The video is below, but I really wouldn’t.