Of course, some people don’t understand the joy of Christmas. Often they’re unemployable Irishmen. But today’s bad boys are failed glam metallers, Danger Danger.
Yes, bitter and twisted, after their quest for fame and fortune was ruined by the evils of grunge (and we all know the only good thing to come out of grunge was a shotgun blast), they turned their bile and invective on Father Christmas. Gits.
It wasn’t his fault that despite hits with the original ‘Naughty Naughty’ and ‘Bang Bang’, and tours opening for KISS, Alice Cooper, Extreme and Warrant, that Satan opened his buttocks and shat out Kurdt Cobain.
And so it is that today’s Christmas classic is ‘Naughty Naughty Xmas’, a song designed to kill elves (good) and make Ecclefechan tarts go bad (bad). You can hear it here.
Come Christmas Day, I’ll be broadcasting Christmas joy to the world on GRTR between 8 and 10pm GMT, and broadcasting Christmas Blues to the world on Boxing Day.
Should be good.
Buy the Danger Danger debut CD here.